No. The answer is No. I will not sign your yearbook. Yeah, we had a class together. Yeah, I sat next to you for nine months (and for the entire month of May, you were probably wondering where I was). Yeah, we may have shared a few laughs (but come on, I'm hilarious that's inevitable). Yeah, I copied your worksheets and jacked your notes. However, this does not necessarily mean I have something sincere and heartfelt to write to you. Yet people insist that I do. Things I wrote in people's yearbooks over the past couple days:
- Good Job, you didn't drop out
- Your hair is pretty entertaining and so is your monotone speaking voice
- I've known you too long
- I hope you do alright when you leave
- See you in ten years
- Your sarcasm exceeds that of my own
Now, clearly none of those things are very sentimental. But I'm not Nicholas Sparks.
